Marriage Jokes (for Men only) :D

I’ve just got some good jokes from my sis on the email today. Some of them made me laugh. Being a geek, you need to have good laughs and smiles once a while. So here it goes:

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – Sacha Guitry

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." – Anonymous

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

– Nash
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together – Hemant Joshi

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them – Dumas

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, "What does a woman want? – Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me – Anonymous

"There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage." – James Holt McGavran

"I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t." – Patrick Murray

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… – Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. – Henny Youngman

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. – Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife’s an angel!"
Second Guy: "You’re lucky, mine’s still alive."
– Anonymous


So, which one is your favorite? :D

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