I’ve just got some good jokes from my sis on the email today. Some of them made me laugh. Being a geek, you need to have good laughs and smiles once a while. So here it goes:
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – Sacha Guitry
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." – Anonymous
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
– Nash
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together – Hemant Joshi
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them – Dumas
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, "What does a woman want? – Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me – Anonymous
"There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage." – James Holt McGavran
"I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t." – Patrick Murray
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… – Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. – Henny Youngman
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. – Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife’s an angel!"
Second Guy: "You’re lucky, mine’s still alive." – Anonymous
So, which one is your favorite? :D
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