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Three old man jokes

A joke for the weekend about three old men. Not sure if this joke is old or not, though.

Have a good weekend!

‘Sixty is the worst age to be,’ said the 60-year-old man. ‘You always
feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.’

‘Ah, that’s nothin,’ said the 70-year-old. ‘When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!’

‘Actually,’ said the 80-year -old, ‘Eighty is the worst age of all.’

‘Do you have trouble peeing, too?’ asked the 60-year old.

‘No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.’

‘So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?’

‘No, I have one every morning at 6:30.’

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, ‘You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?’

‘I don’t wake up until 7:00.’

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