Me and My Boss Joke

A funny office employee and the boss’s joke for the weekend.

Disclaimer: I’m not the author of this joke & this may not be true to all working environment :D

‘ME and MY BOSS’ 

When I Take a long time to finish,  I am slow
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough 

When I don’t do it, I am lazy
When my boss does not do it, he is busy

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating
When I make a mistake, I am an idiot. 
When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human. 

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around. 
When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business. 

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. 
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. 
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview 
When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked 

When I do good, my boss never remembers
When I do wrong, he never forgets

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