Joke: How to ask your boss for a salary increase

by Michael Aulia on 17 May, 2008 in Jokes & Funny Stuffs

OfficeIt’s weekend. I usually try to post something fun (a joke or a video) which is suitable for a relaxing post reading on the weekend :)

So here is a good one that I got from a friend.

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary:

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$. We are worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company ..
I am $ure you will gue$ what I meant and re$ pond $oon .

Your$ $incerely,
Hu$am

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear Husam,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world’s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad . I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .
—- Your Boss.



     

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{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

sJ_Dan May 17, 2008 at 2:21 pm

aha, the boss would get annoyed by those capitalizations =p

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abah oryza May 17, 2008 at 2:45 pm

morning, happy weekend and good joke, he he he

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Adieska May 17, 2008 at 8:22 pm

Hehehehe… Thanks for this funny jokes Bro… I hope in the future I didn’t have to be an employee :P

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Michael Aulia May 18, 2008 at 12:04 am

Hehe have a good weekend too, guys!
I can’t wait to test out my new fake badminton racket tomorrow lol

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Ellen May 18, 2008 at 12:53 am

What clever letters! Unfortunately the employer feels the same as most employers do these days!!!!

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Dot Com Mogul May 18, 2008 at 1:01 am
Grandy May 18, 2008 at 4:10 pm

That’s funny!! Point$ taken. :)

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MrCooker May 19, 2008 at 10:22 am
Manick May 20, 2008 at 4:03 pm

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction $$$. Good joke.

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iCalvyn May 21, 2008 at 12:20 pm

change to another version with YES instread of NO and send to my boss

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Michael Aulia May 21, 2008 at 9:56 pm

“change to another version with YES instread of NO and send to my boss”

Well you kNOw that I would love to do that, NOw, don’t you? However, I don’t think I kNOw that much and talented eNOugh to create that sort of things lol

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Don May 26, 2008 at 3:32 am

still funny no matter how many times i read it :p the site will be updating some more classics soon so keep an eye out ;)

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komodo dragon June 12, 2008 at 7:07 am

good one… i guess its a NO … haha

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Becoming a Millionaire June 25, 2008 at 10:22 am

lol nice one :)

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