Weekend fun: Husband and Wife Jokes

Weekend fun husband and wife jokesWeekend fun: Husband and Wife Jokes – Got some funny jokes in my email inbox and I thought I’d share it with you here. Feel free to share (Not sure who wrote the jokes though originally, though). Have a great weekend!

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband: “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied: “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice”.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

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More Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!!

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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The last one was my favorite :D (as I’ve heard many real life stories from friends about this one lol) Do you have any more husband and wife jokes?

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