Got some funny jokes in my email inbox and I thought I’d share it with you here. Feel free to share (Not sure who wrote the jokes though originally, though). Have a great weekend!
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband: “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied: “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice”.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!!
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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The last one was my favorite 
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Now that’s a delightful read on a Sunday! So THAT’s why my husband loves the newspaper! LOL.. Well, I’m actually not too well on remembering some dates,so lucky for him.
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Haha well at least you must have remembered birthdays and anniversaries
LMAO =))
These husband-wife jokes are evergreen! You can never get bored of them!
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Hahah, yeah I know. Hope to see more husband-wife jokes somewhere
I know exactly how the last joke felt… Now I can no longer forget dates and all
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LOL! Care to share the story? Unless if you try not to remember it anymore because it was too painful lol
After four years, I am still reaping the consequences.
I was out of town working and no sleep for two days and knew in advance of the birthday but on the day itself I called and made the mistake of asking over the phone on “what’s all that noise? Why is everybody there?”
That was pretty much it.
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