First of all, don’t get upset, this is just a joke 
Enjoy and have a great weekend!
14 Reasons to get a dog than a wife
- The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
- Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
- Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
- A dog’s parents never visit.
- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
- You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
- Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
- Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
- A dog will not wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog??”
- If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
- A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
- If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
- Dog’s like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
- If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
I don’t get the #13 but nevertheless, they are enough for some laughs.
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That’s amazing! Well, I think number 13 is literal. Dogs just like to ride there to look around while the pickup runs. If you live here in Netherlands, they are actually applying these theories… so many has dogs, not so many marry!
What a cute little dog!
I love this list! The later you are the more they love you is SOOOOO funny! A dogs parents never visit haha! Dogs like to ride in a back up a pick p! Loved it Michael great way to start a Saturday!
I will social engage this for sure!
Thanks
Brian
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Great findings!
LOL
thanks for the joke on the weekend.
Good stuff!
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Phew, I always love a dog more than a man. Ops, don’t tell my husband. Haha.. I like this: A dog will not wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog??”
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Ha ha ha… Nice comparison. But you’ll be criticized in any of the women’s blog. Be careful!!!
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I got the joke on my email inbox but I guess I’m still at fault for posting it lol
Nice differentiation. Hope you’ll find similar points for a cat and women…
awesome funny stuff mike !
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I had a good laugh with some of the points (4, 10, 11, 12 and 14).
My fav was 14, made me think of my divorce in a funny way.
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It’s funny – cause it’s true, like Homer Simpsons would have said
Oh, and one more thing:
15. Dogs won’t mind chillin’ on the coach with you all day, watching sports.
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I don’t watch sports but change that to “playing games”
Unless of course, if I end up marrying with someone who likes playing games
Too funny and Good one..I’ll share it with frineds..Specially with ladies.
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This is a great post. My favorite one has gotta be 7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
Good job.
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oh my god.. but you can’t do “something” with ur dog wakaka..
Errr…well, technically you can…
Haha, great post!
What about, Dogs aren’t allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or any other high-end store.
They would save you quite a bit of time…and money.
It’s JOEY… not Zoey.. grrrrr….
Whoops! Image title updated. Been playing Left 4 Dead game (with a character named Zoey) and just had a best friend’s new baby born named Zoe. You should have named your dog with a Z too
I guess it’s too late now
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funny points, i remember reading this type of post on serradinho’s blog. i also didn’t get #13 but anyways made me laugh a lot, still safe from those as am single right now :p
Very funny post! Thanks for the laugh, Mike. I especially like #4 and #5.