Weekend Fun: 14 Reasons to get a dog than a wife

by Michael Aulia on 4 July, 2009 in Jokes & Funny Stuffs

Zoey - Beagle

First of all, don’t get upset, this is just a joke :) Enjoy and have a great weekend!

14 Reasons to get a dog than a wife

  1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
  2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
  3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
  4. A dog’s parents never visit.
  5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
  7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
  8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
  9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog??”
  10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
  11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
  12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
  13. Dog’s like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
  14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

I don’t get the #13 but nevertheless, they are enough for some laughs.



     

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Webbielady July 5, 2009 at 2:19 am

That’s amazing! Well, I think number 13 is literal. Dogs just like to ride there to look around while the pickup runs. If you live here in Netherlands, they are actually applying these theories… so many has dogs, not so many marry! :)

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bbrian017 July 5, 2009 at 3:09 am

What a cute little dog!

I love this list! The later you are the more they love you is SOOOOO funny! A dogs parents never visit haha! Dogs like to ride in a back up a pick p! Loved it Michael great way to start a Saturday!

I will social engage this for sure!

Thanks

Brian
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JK July 5, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Nihar July 5, 2009 at 4:00 pm

LOL

thanks for the joke on the weekend.

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Matt SF July 6, 2009 at 9:35 am
Sarah July 6, 2009 at 10:00 am

Phew, I always love a dog more than a man. Ops, don’t tell my husband. Haha.. I like this: A dog will not wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog??”
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Dog advicer July 6, 2009 at 1:26 pm

Ha ha ha… Nice comparison. But you’ll be criticized in any of the women’s blog. Be careful!!!
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Michael Aulia July 8, 2009 at 12:42 am

I got the joke on my email inbox but I guess I’m still at fault for posting it lol

Kittyluver July 6, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Nice differentiation. Hope you’ll find similar points for a cat and women…

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Quakeboy July 6, 2009 at 7:54 pm

awesome funny stuff mike !
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George Serradinho July 7, 2009 at 5:46 am

I had a good laugh with some of the points (4, 10, 11, 12 and 14).

My fav was 14, made me think of my divorce in a funny way.
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Klaus at TechPatio July 8, 2009 at 5:21 pm

It’s funny – cause it’s true, like Homer Simpsons would have said :)

Oh, and one more thing:

15. Dogs won’t mind chillin’ on the coach with you all day, watching sports.
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Michael Aulia July 11, 2009 at 12:07 am

I don’t watch sports but change that to “playing games” :D Unless of course, if I end up marrying with someone who likes playing games

TechZoomIn July 8, 2009 at 7:31 pm

Too funny and Good one..I’ll share it with frineds..Specially with ladies.
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Evoltage July 9, 2009 at 12:38 am

This is a great post. My favorite one has gotta be 7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

Good job.

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indr@ July 9, 2009 at 2:14 pm

oh my god.. but you can’t do “something” with ur dog wakaka.. :D

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Michael Aulia July 11, 2009 at 12:08 am

Errr…well, technically you can…

Ben Goulding July 10, 2009 at 5:32 am

Haha, great post!

What about, Dogs aren’t allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or any other high-end store.

They would save you quite a bit of time…and money.

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Cika July 15, 2009 at 9:23 am

It’s JOEY… not Zoey.. grrrrr….

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Michael Aulia July 15, 2009 at 9:35 am

Whoops! Image title updated. Been playing Left 4 Dead game (with a character named Zoey) and just had a best friend’s new baby born named Zoe. You should have named your dog with a Z too :P

MichaelR September 11, 2009 at 5:19 pm

I guess it’s too late now :)
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Penny Stocks November 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm

funny points, i remember reading this type of post on serradinho’s blog. i also didn’t get #13 but anyways made me laugh a lot, still safe from those as am single right now :p

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Pet Fencing Supplies February 5, 2010 at 11:25 am

Very funny post! Thanks for the laugh, Mike. I especially like #4 and #5.

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Dan Jenkins September 15, 2010 at 8:38 am

What a nice little dog. Some of the list is funny!! I am sure my wife wouldn’t agree, but then again, you never know.. thanks for the post.

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Stacy Sheer April 17, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Very funny list, comparing a dog to a woman. definitely they are not the same. I have dogs too and I so much love them for being so sweet.
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