Waking up in the morning (man vs woman) joke

by Michael Aulia on 6 September, 2008 in Jokes & Funny Stuffs

A good joke for the weekend (A comparison between a man and a woman)

Have a great weekend, guys!



     

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wiehanne September 6, 2008 at 2:54 pm

lol.. this is oh-so-true, though I don’t apply so many things. :P

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Mark September 6, 2008 at 6:57 pm

That hits things right on the nose. Great Joke Stumbled it too!

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Michael Aulia September 6, 2008 at 10:22 pm

Haha yeah. My dad had to lie to my mom about the time of almost every event, coz it took her so long to make up etc and they were still late lol :)

and thanks for the stumble, Mark

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Rogue September 7, 2008 at 3:21 am

Ahahahaha! Mike! This is Hilarious! I was guessing it at the start… but not all women is t
like that. I can run in 15 minutes doing all thse..ahihi!

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iLovPH2 September 7, 2008 at 3:32 am

Oh! And that scratching thingy! Ahahaha! LMAO to that! I know it’s the truth but this joke still makes me laugh so much!

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BPO September 9, 2008 at 5:20 am

totally true! hahaha love the art!

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Jaz September 9, 2008 at 6:06 am

Ah, sometimes that’s true. Sometimes, it’s the guy who is doing all that stuff before going to work. LOL! It is funny. Thanks for sharing.

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Ann Arbor Web Design September 10, 2008 at 2:25 am

LOL! Enjoyed that! Terribly sexists but funny nevertheless.

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Fiona September 10, 2008 at 8:45 am

I definitely do not apply that many stuffs LOL although I do wake up way early than my departure time haha…

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Michael Aulia September 11, 2008 at 11:45 pm

Well I know a few girlfriends who take only about 15 minutes to prepare :)

But most of them are…. like on the pics though, lol

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jaccua September 13, 2008 at 12:59 am

I’m putting this up in my blog – linking back to here!
I take only 30 minutes to get ready though. :-p

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EA September 14, 2008 at 2:29 pm

FUNNAY!!!!!lol, i was like wtf? and their ready to go. very true lol

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Bukator September 14, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Why did he get up so early???…haha

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AntiQuest September 15, 2008 at 7:31 pm

This is only really true of “normal” couples, for goth’s it’s reversed, because male goths have to sort out their make up, their chains, cuffs, clothes, etc. Particularly true of the more elaborate outfits. I’m always the second one ready…

Also the scratching in the morning is kinda hard for a man in my position :P (Who sleeps in bondage :P ). However this is kinda true of most other people, but it misses the guy suddenly needing the toilet when fully dressed.

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wow November 12, 2008 at 4:22 am

wow…

mrsleep September 16, 2008 at 5:15 am

Meh. Not all goths are high maintenance pretty boys.
Only takes me about 15 minutes.

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grubin September 16, 2008 at 12:31 pm

Anyone who wears THAT much make up needs to take a step back and realize that not even clowns need so much.

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eric September 18, 2008 at 6:01 am

For today’s installment of “It’s Funny Because It’s True”…

This isn’t funny or original.

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no man September 18, 2008 at 6:18 am

i feel retarded from taking the unnecessarily long time to finish this gay ass comic. Fuck the Asian writer that decided this was funny.

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Ryan G September 18, 2008 at 8:10 pm

So very very true.

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Puneet October 2, 2008 at 10:02 pm

good joke … infact its very true and real …

woman are always time consuming and then get late too…. lol.. funny one ..enjoyed the post and stumbled too ;)

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Navjot Singh October 4, 2008 at 2:01 pm

Great Joke! Too Hilarious and very true indeed!

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Mr. Panda November 1, 2008 at 4:58 am

If it takes longer than 5 minutes, than it’s taking too long.

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Escoofield November 1, 2008 at 9:38 am

Lol they don’t take a bath ? :)

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Chris December 2, 2008 at 4:17 pm

shower at night maybe?

Illutions Picture November 2, 2008 at 10:03 pm

hahaha… nice jokes………

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Paul November 4, 2008 at 9:39 am

This is exactly why women are subjugated and abused by men. If they didn’t insist on doing these stupid rituals that only other women care about (but that they do as an excuse to please men) and focused more on bettering themselves they could manage to get equality. Too bad they are deluded by each other, themselves, and the media into thinking that failing at life and succeeding at appearances is more important than living.

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Michael Aulia November 4, 2008 at 10:21 am

Although I have to admit, some businesses grow because of the “attractiveness” of the women (sales promotion girl, etc)

Whether you like it or not, that’s how men look at women; although personally I prefer women who don’t put make-ups (or at least a bit is fine)

Busby SEO Test November 9, 2008 at 10:37 am

hahahahaha.. so true!

stumbled and liked..

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ioni November 13, 2008 at 7:17 pm

A bit sexist, but funny :)
THank you for the morning smile!

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Mik December 22, 2008 at 6:44 pm

Very funny, had me smiling.

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work from home dad March 26, 2009 at 9:44 pm

Hmm… similar to my wife and I every morning :-)

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gratis thuiswerk September 4, 2009 at 10:45 pm

Funny and very true!
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Ileane@Blogging April 25, 2010 at 9:15 pm

I just love that they are both smiling at the end. ;)
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Abubakar Bulama April 13, 2012 at 4:43 pm

@ Rogue u tried in just 15 minuted, bu here in my place make up will last for 3 to 4 minutes wasting will probably skip ur ocassion for d day

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