A joke for the weekend about three old men. Not sure if this joke is old or not, though.
Have a good weekend!
‘Sixty is the worst age to be,’ said the 60-year-old man. ‘You always
feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.’
‘Ah, that’s nothin,’ said the 70-year-old. ‘When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!’
‘Actually,’ said the 80-year -old, ‘Eighty is the worst age of all.’
‘Do you have trouble peeing, too?’ asked the 60-year old.
‘No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.’
‘So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?’
‘No, I have one every morning at 6:30.’
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, ‘You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?’
‘I don’t wake up until 7:00.’
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he he he. I might be old, but not that old.
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lol , ok this is really good
hope i don’t get to that age ,, i’ve been always a fan of short life ,,
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LOL…. Very humorous……..why don’t you share some more jokes like this with us?
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yup , it’d be nice to have some laughs each now and then
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HA! That was sure funny
Thing is that thought scares me really…I would not want to imagine myself to be living on that age 
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Lol, nice joke. Where did you get this joke from?
Funny…. nice joke
LOL…. this one is funny…..
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It’s funny indeed.. Put more jokes..
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i like this kinda joke which has all its humor in last line.
FUNNIEST ever.
I still like the Pregnant Italian Jokes or the Stickman jokes better than this one
I got this joke from my friend (again) but I’m sure you can find other good jokes online elsewhere heh heh
very funny, thanks
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What a numerous joke. At 60 men should not wait for this to happen straight away go to the nearest pharmacy and pick the wonder peel known as viagra.
Thank you and send me more of these jokes.
ciao
I usually put a joke that I’ve found on the weekend (not always though). It’s hard to get a clean but funny joke these days
LOL. Nice joke. This is my first time to read this joke and it’s really funny. It is worth to share. Thanks.
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