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Pregnant Italian Joke







by Michael Aulia on 7 June, 2008

in Jokes & Funny Stuffs



NOTE: If you are being forwarded to here from a mailing list or through some chain mails, please note that it’s not my doing! I hate spammers myself and I’ll never send any bulk emails to people I don’t know of.

A good & funny joke for the weekend :)

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.


If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
‘Honey’, she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today’.
‘Oh, really? Let me see…’, he said.
The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:

‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Two with meatballs, one without.
Send extra sauce.’


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Jimmy Kurnia Indradjaya 7 June, 2008 at 10:04 pm

Michael, it’s really funny you know! What a lucky guy! Yes, he is a really lucky guy who gets a postcard with innovative messege…ha…ha…

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komodo dragon 8 June, 2008 at 12:34 am

haha, someone has triplets… wow two with meatballs lol

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ameo 8 June, 2008 at 2:04 am

nice , thanks for the laugh

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KushMoney 8 June, 2008 at 3:44 am

lol, man that was funny.

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JAJAJAJAJA 8 June, 2008 at 4:11 am

photoshopped…

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kent 8 June, 2008 at 5:37 am

That guy should have using his head instead of his linguine! Nice joke, but not one I will probably tell my kids.

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Pradeep 8 June, 2008 at 6:55 am

most of the time I see Italians are put in joke like in India most of the sardars(sikhs) are used for the same….

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Michael Aulia 8 June, 2008 at 9:23 am

Yeah it’s good laugh for the weekend. I should thank my friend who forwarded that to my email on Friday :D

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Steve Yu 8 June, 2008 at 12:51 pm
UnderHeavens! 9 June, 2008 at 3:14 am

hahaha….Its hilarious Michael! It really made me laugh. Thanks for sharing this joke with us

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UnderHeavens! 9 June, 2008 at 3:16 am

And yea i forgot Congratz on Crossing 100 in your feed list. I think thats the first time yoor feeds crossed 100.

Best Wishes, PAL!

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Fiona 9 June, 2008 at 10:40 am

“send me more sauce” LOL

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Wenbin 9 June, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Nice joke

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bloggista 9 June, 2008 at 3:42 pm

LOL. 3 babies to go. :-) With a potent sperm like that, dude should be careful spilling it over meat sauce. Haha.

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Angel onewin 9 June, 2008 at 8:41 pm

Great !
It’s hard to find clean jokes these days…

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Ana 9 June, 2008 at 10:10 pm

Haha, that’s too funny… ;-) Two with meatballs, one without… LOL!!!

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Michael Aulia 10 June, 2008 at 12:56 am

@Angel: Well it’s not totally 100% clean, but I know what you mean :)

@UnderHeavens: Thanks, buddy! Although it goes back to 70-ish again now :)

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patar_ondo 11 June, 2008 at 12:50 pm

hahaha, it’s very funny… two with meatballs,one without..

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Charlie 15 June, 2008 at 5:04 am

could have got an abortion

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1stGirl.com 16 June, 2008 at 11:23 am

Another great Italian jokes. Thanks.

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Angry Roy 27 June, 2008 at 2:44 pm

THAT WASN’T FUNNY.
THAT IS PREJUDICE AGAINST ITALIANS!!

but for real. its not funny. dumb at best.

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FYI 5 July, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Avramopoulos 23 July, 2008 at 8:27 pm

Hi

Is it really joke?

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha………………………………….

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