Pregnant Italian Joke

by Michael Aulia on 7 June, 2008 in Jokes & Funny Stuffs

A good & funny joke for the weekend :)

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.


If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
‘Honey’, she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today’.
‘Oh, really? Let me see…’, he said.
The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:

‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Two with meatballs, one without.
Send extra sauce.’



     

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Jimmy Kurnia Indradjaya June 7, 2008 at 10:04 pm

Michael, it’s really funny you know! What a lucky guy! Yes, he is a really lucky guy who gets a postcard with innovative messege…ha…ha…

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komodo dragon June 8, 2008 at 12:34 am

haha, someone has triplets… wow two with meatballs lol

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ameo June 8, 2008 at 2:04 am

nice , thanks for the laugh

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KushMoney June 8, 2008 at 3:44 am

lol, man that was funny.

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JAJAJAJAJA June 8, 2008 at 4:11 am
kent June 8, 2008 at 5:37 am

That guy should have using his head instead of his linguine! Nice joke, but not one I will probably tell my kids.

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Pradeep June 8, 2008 at 6:55 am

most of the time I see Italians are put in joke like in India most of the sardars(sikhs) are used for the same….

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Michael Aulia June 8, 2008 at 9:23 am

Yeah it’s good laugh for the weekend. I should thank my friend who forwarded that to my email on Friday :D

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Steve Yu June 8, 2008 at 12:51 pm
UnderHeavens! June 9, 2008 at 3:14 am

hahaha….Its hilarious Michael! It really made me laugh. Thanks for sharing this joke with us

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UnderHeavens! June 9, 2008 at 3:16 am

And yea i forgot Congratz on Crossing 100 in your feed list. I think thats the first time yoor feeds crossed 100.

Best Wishes, PAL!

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Fiona June 9, 2008 at 10:40 am

“send me more sauce” LOL

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Wenbin June 9, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Nice joke

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bloggista June 9, 2008 at 3:42 pm

LOL. 3 babies to go. :-) With a potent sperm like that, dude should be careful spilling it over meat sauce. Haha.

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Angel onewin June 9, 2008 at 8:41 pm

Great !
It’s hard to find clean jokes these days…

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Ana June 9, 2008 at 10:10 pm

Haha, that’s too funny… ;-) Two with meatballs, one without… LOL!!!

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Michael Aulia June 10, 2008 at 12:56 am

@Angel: Well it’s not totally 100% clean, but I know what you mean :)

@UnderHeavens: Thanks, buddy! Although it goes back to 70-ish again now :)

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patar_ondo June 11, 2008 at 12:50 pm

hahaha, it’s very funny… two with meatballs,one without..

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Charlie June 15, 2008 at 5:04 am

could have got an abortion

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1stGirl.com June 16, 2008 at 11:23 am

Another great Italian jokes. Thanks.

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Angry Roy June 27, 2008 at 2:44 pm

THAT WASN’T FUNNY.
THAT IS PREJUDICE AGAINST ITALIANS!!

but for real. its not funny. dumb at best.

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FYI July 5, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Avramopoulos July 23, 2008 at 8:27 pm

Hi

Is it really joke?

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha………………………………….

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hershy February 12, 2011 at 4:52 am

hahaha laughing my ass of with this joke that girl is lucky haha she cana go get more sauce :D

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Jett April 1, 2011 at 5:36 am

Wow that’s insane. Didn’t get at first but got it just seconds later. Anyway that was interesting, take care.
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Grace Cameron June 28, 2011 at 4:04 pm

very hilarious, spaghetti hehehe, Thanks for sharing

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