A nice joke for the weekend. Got it from my sister.
Nine Words that Women Use
(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever:
Is a woman’s way of saying F*** YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
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Share this to all men that you know 
If you are a woman, let us know how true the meaning of those words are! Don’t forget to stumble this joke around!
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LOL. I’ve seen something similar to this but this one seems to be slightly different. Still, it got me laughing!
Lol…nice..!!
Whatever:
100% accurate my friend! One more: I don’t mind. It means that you have better check and recheck, she may very well mind. A lot
Hehe thank you for sharing a little bit about yourself, Ann. I need to keep that in mind if I ever get in contact with you in the future
j/k
Very true. My gf is one of the examples.
Haha you poor thing. Oops wait, I think I’ll be in the same position with you too one day lol
Better not let her see this!
Lol I read this before and its really true huh.. according to personal experiencce!
“Nothing always ends with fine”
how true, hehehe….
These are so true! Not for all cases, but oh so many xD. My boyfriend would benefit greatly from reading this, I’ll pass the link on to him
does anyone know any good yo mama jokes or just random jokes. So send me.
Damn I wish I was a chick. I would like to make use of this ‘vocabulary’. Whats the source of this? (i.e. where did your sister get it from?)
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Haha not sure, she just forwarded that email to me. Saw this on another forum somewhere though
OMG i Hate it when women say “I just need 5 minutes to get ready” and a half an hour – 1 whole hour passes. Gets me so worked up everytime…
-Jack
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz…what a deep observation. There is no contradiction 100% true.