A funny office employee and the boss’s joke for the weekend.
Disclaimer: I’m not the author of this joke & this may not be true to all working environment 
‘ME and MY BOSS’
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy
When my boss does not do it, he is busy
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating
When I make a mistake, I am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers
When I do wrong, he never forgets
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Sad but true! -_-
Fortunately it’s not you and your boss,
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Hehe. You’re funny. I think you just have to a vacation mike, let’s do blogging. hehehe. Keep on Smiling. Salaam.
Lol! Sad facts of life..
Gah! I can so relate to this! Very amusing!
Yes that is so true: for the boss its always like, i am home with the flu but you are just a slacker
LOL! Good joke….
ROTFL! Made me laugh at this Friday morning.
They are really funny….
Thanks for sharing them…
Haha, good one! I’m glad the people I work with are normal sensible adults that can actually learn from constructive criticism. I’d shoot myself (or him!) if i had to spend a day with a boss like that!