I’ve just got some good jokes from my sis on the email today. Some of them made me laugh. Being a geek, you need to have good laughs and smiles once a while. So here it goes:
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – Sacha Guitry
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." – Anonymous
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
- Nash
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together – Hemant Joshi
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them – Dumas
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, "What does a woman want? – Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me – Anonymous
"There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage." – James Holt McGavran
"I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t." – Patrick Murray
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… – Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. – Henny Youngman
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. – Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife’s an angel!"
Second Guy: "You’re lucky, mine’s still alive." – Anonymous
So, which one is your favorite? 
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Hilarious jokes! Even though I read some of them before, they still manage to make me go LOL-ing!
Thanks for sharing this yo!
As for which one is my favorite …
It has gotta be this:
Actually, this method already works when you are in a relationship.
Guys, just shut the poke up and your girl will calm down eventually. I have to learn it the hard way.
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lol I hope she’s not here to read your comment
LOL She won’t.
She hardly checks my blog.
Noticed that I used “hardly” instead of “never” so … -_-
Yeah she checked up my blog before, browsed my “Summarized Journal” section and found out that I have been “complaining” about her.
She is definitely not amused!
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He, he… I’m keeping mum on this one ’cause she might stumble into this post.
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That was really funny! And my favorite would be the Dumas quote.
Btw, Why do women live longer then men? It’s because women don’t have wives!:)
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@Bong: Noooooooo…let her stumble this post! Good for me lol
Your sister sent you these?! Doesn’t want little brother married off, eh?
Awww, I’m just wondering who among you guys are married. LOL. This time, I might dis-agree with Master Deimos. Quoting his favorite:
I should say:
LOL. Peace dudes.
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Haha, don’t even realize there’s a dedicated domain for this